John wakes up.
John takes dog outside for morning pee.
John and wife enjoy morning coffee.
John decides he'll go to store after coffee is consumed.
John finishes 4th cup of coffee.
John takes shower.
John gets dressed.
John glances in mirror while brushing teeth.
John is horrified.
John had no idea the bags under his eyes were that pronounced.
John reaches for new eye care product he purchased online.
John can no longer state with confidence that he isn't vain.
John says goodbye to family before heading to store.
Daughter laughs at John.
John heads back to bathroom and rubs in eye product with greater attention to detail, therefore avoiding impending embarrassment and odd glances from strangers.
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